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stiff. light. strong.
choose two.

How are you liking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/Ak6nv6Liypgr6wuoEvmRHEkio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://velogogo.com/post/134885209/stiff-light-strong-choose-two"&gt;velogogo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;stiff. light. strong.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;choose two.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How are you liking that Scott, &lt;a href="http://braytonosgood.com"&gt;Brayt&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/134920722</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/134920722</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:21:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Made a few changes, added a few drinks, mostly because I love...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/eaaq73Tsmpgn614eCJTZQeizo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Made a few changes, added a few drinks, mostly because I love Creative Commons.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, use caution ordering a Caffe Latte. If you say “caffe latte” in America, you may end up with a Cafe au Lait. Stick to “latte”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Confusingly, if you order a “latte” in Italy, I’m told you will get a glass of milk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/134833449</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/134833449</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:05:29 -0400</pubDate><category>coffee</category><category>png</category><category>pictochart</category><category>espresso</category><category>creative commons</category></item><item><title>The Jackson 5 - Who’s Lovin’ You
The world mourns...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/133897801/eaaq73Tsmpegcsr5I9LqzfgI&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Jackson 5 - Who’s Lovin’ You&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The world mourns MJ. I think this was him at his best, aged 11.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133897801</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133897801</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>MJ</category><category>motown</category><category>music</category><category>awesome</category></item><item><title>Oh, Velonews. Even when you do something cool, you manage to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/eaaq73Tsmpe53esoHHU51NPuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, &lt;i&gt;Velonews&lt;/i&gt;. Even when you &lt;a href="http://www.velonews.com/article/94105/pro-coffee-comparison-taste-testing-brew-marketing-to-and"&gt;do something cool&lt;/a&gt;, you manage to screw it up with broken images and JPGs that should be PNGs.</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133744408</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133744408</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>velonews</category><category>bikes</category><category>media</category><category>coffee</category><category>compression</category><category>images</category><category>internet</category></item><item><title>rosefromthedead:


The source of Swine Flu! The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/fLLJczBv3pd24f3k7leViMoVo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rosefromthedead.tumblr.com/post/133315251/the-source-of-swine-flu-the-critic-doris-i"&gt;rosefromthedead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The source of Swine Flu! The Critic :&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Doris&lt;/b&gt;: I guess the test results say I’m not your mother.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jay&lt;/b&gt;: Yeah, but it also says that I have a virus only found in pigs, and I mustn’t reproduce, and blah blah blah blah, you know these tests, they’re always wrong.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The author of this post is currently getting paid to “work” from home. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133690454</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133690454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:27:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"In the title I say the bike weighs 15 pounds. [m]anufacturer specifications…usually have the..."</title><description>“In the title I say the bike weighs 15 pounds. [m]anufacturer specifications…usually have the tires pumped to the minimum pressure. So technically, this bike weighs 16.9 pounds…””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/1248372511.html"&gt;boston.craigslist.org/bik/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133686036</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133686036</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:18:30 -0400</pubDate><category>bikes</category><category>craigslist</category><category>science</category><category>WTF</category></item><item><title>Oh shi-</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/eaaq73Tsmpcpnfrxz5v3KaVCo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh shi-</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133150522</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/133150522</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:03:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear internet "social media experts":</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/132321647"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re trying to be interesting to anyone beyond… yourself, you have to consider whether anyone else in the world will benefit from spending a tiny slice of &lt;b&gt;their&lt;/b&gt; time learning where you’re having coffee or holding a meeting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t you mean “his or her”, pronoun Nazi? (boldface is my own). Or do you consider “anyone” to be plural?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132625192</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132625192</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:00:44 -0400</pubDate><category>pronouns</category><category>grammar</category><category>nerd</category><category>their</category></item><item><title>(via marco)
This is such garbage. Gender neutral singular...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/bhKTvCKNApb8ame7p1sxp7pgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is such garbage. Gender neutral singular personal pronouns are a must-have in modern English usage. “His or her” is an abomination. “Their” enjoys vernacular popularity, and, if history is any indicator, will be accepted within a generation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132622173</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132622173</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:55:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nerd</category><category>grammar</category><category>pronoun</category><category>english</category><category>obvs</category></item><item><title>stepliana:

vacantalleyways /  roflcoffee

Nice.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/UbUHzs0Yep88puiqKVY4dzwNo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stepliana.tumblr.com/post/132606533/vacantalleyways-roflcoffee"&gt;stepliana&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://vacantalleyways.tumblr.com/post/132603895/via-roflcoffee-remember-that"&gt;vacantalleyways&lt;/a&gt; /  &lt;a href="http://roflcoffee.tumblr.com/"&gt;roflcoffee&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nice.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132620524</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132620524</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:51:38 -0400</pubDate><category>Magritte</category><category>surrealism</category><category>star wars</category></item><item><title>Amy took this. Deeply existential.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/eaaq73TsmpaqmdnkJ4IdgSfco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Amy took this. Deeply existential.</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132255589</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/132255589</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:55:34 -0400</pubDate><category>Boston</category><category>Fenway</category><category>Symphony</category><category>Engrish</category></item><item><title>OMG WTF (43:40)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://soxiam.com/post/131828829/omg-wtf-43-40"&gt;soxiam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;USA 2 : BRA 0&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jinxed it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131996266</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131996266</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:08:55 -0400</pubDate><category>soccer</category><category>jinx</category><category>football</category><category>team usa</category></item><item><title>"I am so pleased that the diverse coalition supporting this bill includes everyone from:

 The Union..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I am so pleased that the diverse coalition supporting this bill includes everyone from:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt; The Union of Concerned Scientists to the Evangelical Climate Initiative and the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops…&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.speaker.gov/newsroom/pressreleases?id=1254" title="holla back, Nancy"&gt;Speaker Pelosi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131416550</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131416550</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>UCS</category><category>House of Representatives</category><category>Nancy Pelosi</category><category>climate bill</category></item><item><title>velogogo:
TRP’s new 970SL brakes. rumored to be around 200...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/Ak6nv6Liyp79aw0y6g4rF9oro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://velogogo.com/post/130951810/trps-new-970sl-brakes-rumored-to-be-around-200"&gt;velogogo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;TRP’s new 970SL brakes. rumored to be around 200 grams.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ultralight brakes are kind of like ultralight condoms. Except unlike the skinny jim hats, they tend to feel worse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131314848</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131314848</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:31:18 -0400</pubDate><category>bikes</category><category>contraception</category></item><item><title>rosefromthedead:
Otto is an educated gentleman.
Otto actually...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/fLLJczBv3p7zk5irl1qEBnLNo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rosefromthedead.tumblr.com/post/131200998/otto-is-an-educated-gentleman"&gt;rosefromthedead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Otto is an educated gentleman.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Otto actually looks like a stern, Puritanical preacher, with a book-burning mob behind him, catching you in the act of reading some dangerous, immoral text.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Given his attitude toward computer use and other activities that involve not paying attention to Otto, I think it’s a better fit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131313875</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131313875</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:28:20 -0400</pubDate><category>Otto</category><category>religion</category><category>Rose</category><category>censorship</category><category>probably twilight or some other crap book like that</category></item><item><title>beeriety:

Beer and food pairing chart
This is really neat, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/Nx923TiGKp0u17euXCce2bnWo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.beeriety.com/post/131234525/beer-and-food-pairing-chart-this-is-really-neat"&gt;beeriety&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Beer and food pairing chart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is really neat, I wish I knew where it was from&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Click through for larger version&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://capcatchers.tumblr.com/"&gt;capcatchers&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sweet chart, definitely good to have. But two issues:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I’d prefer if the beers went from lightest to darkest along the y-axis Or in any sort of order, really. If I’m missing a logical assembly here, please, clue me in. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This should be a PNG. GIF is acceptable based on image content, but the format is &lt;i&gt;very&lt;/i&gt; old and saddled with some (largely ignored) copyright issues. The PNG standard was created to replace it. The only time you should ever use gif is for animation (and even then, you shouldn’t).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131312274</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/131312274</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:24:00 -0400</pubDate><category>beer</category><category>png</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>What has two thumbs and is camped out at work watching CSPAN right now?</title><description>Yeah. On occasion my political nerdery is hardcore.</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130861627</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130861627</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:45:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at these fucking riverboat captains.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&amp;img=1boat0626.jpg"&gt;Look at these fucking riverboat captains.&lt;/a&gt;: Look at this fucking link that doesn’t go anywhere.

Here’s the link to the full &lt;a href="http://www.startribune.com/local/west/49134952.html?elr=KArksUUUoDEy3LGDiO7aiU"&gt;riverboat hipster story&lt;/a&gt; in the Star-Tribune story.

&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.latfh.com/"&gt;lookatthisfuckinghipster&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130803156</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130803156</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>bloggers</category><category>hipsters</category><category>riverboats</category></item><item><title>I kinda want to get this sandwich. But I’m not sure if...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/eaaq73Tsmp6vzkuqPssxtirfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I kinda want to get this sandwich. But I’m not sure if I’d want to be seen eating it. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://dlisted.com/node/32669"&gt;dlisted&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130800620</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130800620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:14:43 -0400</pubDate><category>food</category><category>suggestive</category><category>phallic</category><category>burger king</category></item><item><title>Boston Mounted Unit Disbanded</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wbur.org/2009/06/25/bpd-mounted-unit"&gt;Boston Mounted Unit Disbanded&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The City had better pray the Sox don’t make the playoffs this year. Or the Celtics. Bruins or Pats will likely have limited riot potential.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, as a Fenway resident, I kinda want to buy some tear gas—though I doubt it will put the fear of God into drunken BU students the way the horses did.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130582618</link><guid>http://blog.cosmocatalano.com/post/130582618</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:55:36 -0400</pubDate><category>fenway</category><category>riots</category><category>sports</category><category>Boston</category><category>police</category></item></channel></rss>
