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Made a few changes, added a few drinks, mostly because I love Creative Commons.
Also, use caution ordering a Caffe Latte. If you say “caffe latte” in America, you may end up with a Cafe au Lait. Stick to “latte”.
Confusingly, if you order a “latte” in Italy, I’m told you will get a glass of milk.
The Jackson 5 - Who’s Lovin’ You
The world mourns MJ. I think this was him at his best, aged 11.
The source of Swine Flu! The Critic :
Doris: I guess the test results say I’m not your mother.
Jay: Yeah, but it also says that I have a virus only found in pigs, and I mustn’t reproduce, and blah blah blah blah, you know these tests, they’re always wrong.
The author of this post is currently getting paid to “work” from home.
Dear internet "social media experts":
If you’re trying to be interesting to anyone beyond… yourself, you have to consider whether anyone else in the world will benefit from spending a tiny slice of their time learning where you’re having coffee or holding a meeting.
Don’t you mean “his or her”, pronoun Nazi? (boldface is my own). Or do you consider “anyone” to be plural?
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